What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:07

So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Vanessa Bryant Denies Pregnancy Rumors with Rihanna Meme on Instagram - Bleacher Report
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Valerie Mahaffey, actress in "Desperate Housewives" and "Northern Exposure," dies at 71 - CBS News
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Third case of bird flu detected at commercial farm in Maricopa County - ABC15 Arizona
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
No way
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.