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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Vanessa Bryant Denies Pregnancy Rumors with Rihanna Meme on Instagram - Bleacher Report

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Valerie Mahaffey, actress in "Desperate Housewives" and "Northern Exposure," dies at 71 - CBS News

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Third case of bird flu detected at commercial farm in Maricopa County - ABC15 Arizona

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What would you change in Rings of Power?